Pimp Daddy Profit Director Destro is in the house! It’s crazy that we are still in year one of the line and are already getting obscure repaints but I’m not complaining! The newly titled Profit Director – which is an ingenious wordplay remix getting him in line with corporate sensibilities – rocks his maroon and red gear, gold head, animal print pops and a full on animal skin cape. His accessories include a gold briefcase for all those Benjamins, flaming stack of cash because Destro DGAF, gold pistol, and pimp shades. This is all a play off of a short run crazy version of Destro that came out in the late 90s commemorative sets. You can read up on the history of that figure here.
All in all it’s a good execution that plays into old school lore. He is a fan channel exclusive, so many non big box retailers will eventually have him in stock. This one comes courtesy of Dorkside Toys even though I picked it up a while back on eBay because I couldn’t wait! Read on to check out our shots!
Dorkside Toys G.I. Joe Links: Pimp Daddy Destro, Destro, Cobra Commander, Gung Ho, Red Ninja, Zartan, Cobra Infantry, All G.I. Joe
ICYMI: You can view all our previous galleries for G.I. Joe Classified here. We also updated the HissTank Database today with recent reveals and our base shots for in-hand figures.
First up, PD Destro!

G.I. Joe Classified Profit Director Destro In-Hand Gallery
Working on final edits for Commander too, up later this week.

Really cool set. That King Pin shot is perfect.
Is there a way to put the gold head and neck post on the 1st Destro... Don't really like his outfit..
The shot where PDD and Baroness are looking at each other is simply amazing. It really makes me love Baroness even more. She and the Trooper might just be the best 6" figures I have (or have seen).
RE: that shot - even tho the PROFIT DIRECTOR is for sure a P.I.M.P. needed to make sure Baroness is still his tag team partner. She's there helping hem get those PROFITS from Kingpin.
It's so odd that the line has gotten such loving attention from the sculptors and designers, but can't find a way to get itself into stores or consistently available online.
Little delay on my end, but Snake Supreme Commander is up!




G.I. Joe Classified Snake Supreme Cobra Commander In-Hand Gallery
Great pics! I want to see the SS belt and cape on the regular version now...
Sure this has been asked but where can I get that throne? Pics are gorgeous and the set-up elevates an already amazing figure.
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