Secure Your G.I. Joe Classified HasLab H.I.S.S. Tank Here!
It’s the last day to back my mosssst monstrous and devasssstating machination yet! The G.I. Joe Classssssified Cobra H.I.S.S. #HasLab campaign ends tonight at 11:59pm ET! For thosssse of you who have already backed my incredible creation, I have a little treat. For the sssslackers out there still sitting on the fence, let thissss be a final incentive for action! It is I, #CobraCommander, in a most glorioussss colored render reveal of my action figure form! As a reminder, this ressssplendent reflection of me is inspired by the rare missssprinted variant of my original 1982 “Real American Hero” figure release in 6-inch scale, which will come in a Retro Cardback blisssster pack.
I chose to reveal thissss to you today so that you know I am watching you all! Especially those ssssniveling G.I. Joe goody two-shoessss who haven’t yet backed my H.I.S.S. project. Your time is running short, so don’t wasssste it!
Time is limited! This HasLab campaign will run until August 15, 2022.