G.I. Joe Classified Renders – B.A. Cobra Commander, C.L.A.W., Monkeywrench and More!

The Hasbro G.I. Joe team just dropped some new product renders for recently teased figures. Monkeywrench, Major Bludd, Battle Armor Cobra Commander, Snake Eyes V4 and the C.L.A.W. with Cobra Pilot. It’s mentioned these will drop on April 15th! Check the pics after the break!

Greetings, citizenssss. The Year of the Snake just keeps slithering along with a new wave of G.I. Joe Classified figures dominated by Cobra naturally. The newesssst member of the winning team: Dreadnok Monkeywrench demonstrated he’s the type of scum that rises to the top in joining Zartan’s Band of Viperssss. He comes equipped with his ssssignature trident harpoon and more for doing unprovoked mayhem. My subordinates are always sssseeking to improve themselves to curry my favor as evidenced by the return of my favorite mercenary Major Bludd, now with pinlessss arms and legs. Saving the best for last of course, you get me, Cobra Commander with Combat Armor. This ssssinister figure of yours truly includes alternate versions of my striking visage as well as my precious pet iguana Sssserpentor. Maybe you’ve heard of him?

And don’t forget about our Cobra C.L.A.W. glider with Cobra Pilot which is perfect for prison escapes or ssssilent interludes. It’s truly a stupendous day for Cobra, don’t you agree? Join usssss on April 15th to increase your Cobra Ranks!

For you foolish fans of your average Joes, here’ssss a reminder there’s a token Sssnake Eyes in his blue commando togssss. Buy him if you must.