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TOP SECRET MEMORANDUM

From: General Clayton Abernathy

Location: UNKNOWN. FOR G.I. JOE HIGH COMMAND ONLY.

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>>> Commanders,
Our recent meeting at Haslab Offices was a rousing
success. Unfortunately, their collaboration with
M.A.R.S. Industries to develop a fleet of armored
High Speed Sentries is too far along to halt
completely at this stage. Once presented with
irrefutable evidence of the terrorist activities
sponsored by Cobra, Haslab agreed to work in
tandem with G.I. Joe weapons developers to mass
produce a Joe vehicle with significant
counter-strike capabilities. I will need your full
authorization to move forward with these plans.
The Joe team will need some new recruits as well.
Let’s put out a call. We want the best and
brightest to join the operation. My full report
with recommendations: should be ready early June.

Yo Joe! HAWK

With Yo Joe June quickly approaching we now have official conformation on the preorder dates for this awesome G.I. Joe Classified event. Thanks to Entertainment Earth’s Drop Zone for posting up teaser information. We can speculate that the Yo Joe June live stream should be June 13th or 14th with a follow up on June 21st (like last years events) if the normal pattern of how Hasbro preorders flow after live stream events. The usual caveats apply until Hasbro’s G.I. Joe Team officially confirms this information.

Wednesday, June 14
10:00 am PT
Hasbro / G.I. Joe / Action Figures
Lasers fire! There are boots on the ground! It must be Yo Joe June! That much we’re sure of. But what are these figures? Set up a reminder and find out!

Wednesday, June 21
10:00 am PT
Hasbro / G.I. Joe / Action Figures
Hey, it’s Yo Joe June! Are we going to tell you what it is? No. But you can speculate. Maybe it’s Joe. Maybe it’s Cobra. Could it be the Oktober Guard? Ain’t tellin’.