G.I. Joe Classified Series Cobra H.I.S.S. Haslab Unlock #3
G.I. Joe Classified Series Cobra H.I.S.S. Haslab @ Hasbro Pulse
This G.I. Joe Classified HasLab campaign has been quite a roller coaster of a journey, hasn’t it, my faithful acolytessss? Every step of the way, you’ve surpasssssed all my expectations demolishing the initial offering and each unlock tier in record time. Your customizable H.I.S.S. now includes the base vehicle offering with H.I.S.S. Driver Action Figure, Early-Bird H.I.S.S. Tactician Action Figure, removable MALHISS Missile Racks, Retro canopy and tread covers, the newly-recruited H.I.S.S. Gunner Figure, the HISSINTEGRATOR CANNON, and two HISSRUPTOR ZX-5 BLASTER accessories. That’s cause for a celebration, and this year is the perfect time for a celebration in honor of me, COBRA COMMANDER! 2022 markssss my 40th Anniversary, and I want to commemorate that occasion with a trophy to my greatness.
If the HasLab campaign reaches 16,000 backers, you’ll unlock the Classified Upgrade #4 – a 6-Inch Scale Retro Cardback Cobra Commander Action Figure inspired by the rare missssprinted variant of my original 1982 “Real American Hero” figure release. Why Retro Cardback, you may ask? BECAUSE I’M the leader of this club. This figure is made for me! I want to be able to see my shining helmet through the blisssster pack and revel in my ressssplendent portrait.
Such a momentous depiction can’t posssssibly be slapped together with reussssed parts and pieces. I recently “sequesssstered” the HasLab team and insisted they create an all-new sculpt to capture me in all my 1980s glory. I’m certain it will inspire future statuessss and monuments throughout the world. My figure comes with 8 accessories including alternate hands, a backpack holster for my venom blaster accessory, and a miniature globe with my pet cobra. It’s a small world, but I will wrap my coils around it and squeeze it into total submission. Plus you can pose my figure astride the tail board at the rear of the H.I.S.S. as we roll on to victory!
So there you have it. A fully-loaded, and fully-staffed Cobra H.I.S.S. all for a measly $299.99 and a mere 16,000 backers. Let’s finish this HasLab campaign together, friends, and help Cobra put an end to G.I. Joe FOREVER!
Time is limited! This HasLab campaign will run until August 15, 2022. Back the G.I. Joe Cobra H.I.S.S. for $299.99/£299.99 UK/€349.99 DE on #HasbroPulse. See HasbroPulse.com for more details!
DESTRO says
What vehicle and figures do you expect to see for the upcoming Jun 29th Yo Joe June launch of the G.I. Joe Classified HasLab?
Kendiesel937 says
I wish it wasn't a Vamp, Hiss, etc... just because I think those are doable at retail. Even as a retailer or con exclusive. But my fear is that Hasbro won't take the big risks on expensive vehicles anymore in the HASLAB era... so it's probably one of those.
Anyone think we'll see any cool stretch figures outside of whatever driver it comes with?
Toa Maximus says
Really curious to see the price because the HISS Tank isn't really that big of a vehicle. Hopefully, it can be priced similar to the Victory Saber Haslab because I always figured a retail one could be sold somewhere between 100-150.
If it is a HISS and it is successful, I could easily see them selling the VAMP and its iterations as Pulse or Fan Channel Exclusives.
Sataninjaku says
I expect the HISS and driver with some obvious figure unlocks, but from the list, I'd be the happiest with a Mauler and Heavy Metal. I don't have room for any of them though, so I'll be backing just for whatever figures are included and probably be flipping the vehicle.
Playful says
My guess is a $300 motorized H.I.S.S. Tank with driver figure. The stretch goals will offer opportunities to receive some Classified figures which they will claim would not otherwise appear in the product line. I expect that this project will fund, not because of the H.I.S.S. Tank, but because there will be some figures offered which collectors of the Classified line will want to unlock.
Toa Maximus says
Playful says
I am guessing it will have internal wiring and circuits, for lights and sound effects. What I'm not taking into account is the weight of the toy itself and the weight of the Classified figures which could be placed upon it. That might be reason enough not to include movable, motorized treads.
Toa Maximus says
Hell, I wouldn't expect electronics. They don't even do that for Titan Class Transformers anymore. I'm expecting something that feels like a retail toy that is line with the old Black Series vehicles. Decent detail and paint, but no electronics or really any gimmicks.
Toa Maximus says
While Haslab toys are premium figures, they are very much large retail toys.
txbart says
I could see an upscaled HISS / VAMP 2 pack being worthy of a HasLab. Maybe a Stinger/VAMP 2 pack with a few figures as stretch goals before a MKII/ something Cobra.
If they go only with a tracked vehicle then I hope for some individual linked tracks. Maybe make them die cast metal or something. I would prefer they skipped motorized vehicles unless they design them with the ability to go full hobby grade RC.
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