G.I. Joe ARAH Diecast Nano Metalfigs by Jada Toys

G.I. Joe ARAH Diecast Nano Metalfigs by Jada Toys

https://news.hisstank.com/2020/03/31...ada-toys-68535

Those are an easy pass

Looking at the pic, do they come packed in coffee beans?

I just dug up this quote from an unnamed Hasbro executive:

"2020 will be the year of Joe's re-emergence. We will have an expansive product line to include 6" Collector's figures, several types of mini-figures (fans love 'em), and role play items. Literally every fucking thing under the sun except 3.75" figures!"

What kind of stupid shit is this? Who would even want these? Can we please just have some 3 3/4" Joes, please?

Well, well, welll...here's another lineup I won't be buying.

So now let me echo the same inane arguments for these that were put forth to those of us who aren't buying the 6" line....ahem...

• You should be happy we're getting anything at all.
• You should support the line in any form or Joe will go away.
• You should buy these in the hopes that Hasbro will start making 1:18 again if you buy enough of this product.
• Hasbro has done enough catering to us old farts and we need to support this effort to reach a new generation.

So guys, BUY THESE IN LARGE QUANTITIES OR YOU ARE A BAD, SELFISH PERSON AND NOT A TRUE JOE FAN!

Does that about cover it?

By the way, if bend 'ems turn out to be a thing that actually happens I will be absolutely carpet-bombing the 6" thread with actual verbatim forum quotes from the guys who were telling everyone that they should buy the 6" line even if they don't like the scale or aesthetic. I have a feeling that those very same 'tankers won't like how that shoe feels on the other foot.

To these things I say...

LOL. I agree. The vehicles they are making do look cool though but i'd rather have 3.75 - 4" Joes.

So we went from 1.5" tin soldiers to 1.2" green army men to 12" plastic articulated action figures, to 3 3/4" plastic action figures to 4" plastic action figures to 6" plastic action figures to 1.5" metal soldiers again. WTF!!!

I'll get these.