Ah, we can always rely on Cobra Commander for providing us with the most ridiculous and outrageous quotes. So it’s no surprise that since announcing his candidacy for President, we’ve been exposed to even more ridiculousness from the businessman and TV personality. Owning Extensive Enterprises has allowed the Commander to run on his own dime, and mouth off in anyway way he sees fit.
Here Are 5 Of The Most Outrageous Cobra Commander Quotes for the 2016 campaign trail.
1. “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Larry Hama’s birth certificate is a fraud”
2. “When Eternia sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing Monsters. They bring sorcery. They’re made by Mattel… And some, I assume, are good people.”
3. “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Eternia and the people at Mattel pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
4. “My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.”
5. “It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need the Weather Dominator!”
DESTRO says
Cobra Commander Wants To Make America Great Again!
Cobra Commander Wants To Make America Great Again! - HissTank.com
Please do not start a real life political debate. Keep it G.I. Joe related.
C.I.A.D. says
It's true, all of it. I used to support Cobra Commander, but once he started droning on and on about how much Sigma 6 hates us and want to destroy us, I kind of lost all interest.
Xerofall says
Global Warming? If the weather dominator was funded we could have snow in Egypt... just sayin...
tylerzero says
^^^Nice one.
C.I.A.D. says
Cobra Commander makes steaks out of Joe K-9 units.
WarinThefloor says
I heard Cobra University is being sued for false advertising. Claiming that Cobra Commander hand picks the instructors to teach the Cobra method when in fact they just round up retail and fast food managers and have them teach an associates degree equivalent business and finance course. Tomax and Xamot have never even been to the campus!
Ruin says
The Cobra Commander likes Nickleback
Justus Prime says
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DESTRO says
Again this is just gag for laughs. Just keep it inside the realm of G.I. Joe vs Cobra and we can have some fun. It's not a political statement of any kind.
Justus Prime says
Yeah, it would be terrible to have a Cobra Commander ruling the world. When he gets angry he could just silence people all together so they are voiceless to be heard by the masses on their concerns. YO JOE!
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